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Here Is A Quote From WWF's Website:

"The Amazon rainforest plays a critical role in our fight against climate change."

This Is What The President Of The United States Had To Say About The Climate Terror:

"The climate is really hot people. Trust the science.. My wife Kamala (... Unintelligible ... ) crispy forearms!" Joe Biden TBC

And Another Evidence By Boris Johnson One Of The UK's Leading Experts:

"The sun is incomparably vaster and more powerful than any work of man"

And form J Epidemiol Community Health. 2017 Jul;71(7):699-706.doi: 10.1136/jech-2016-208859. Epub 2017 Mar 23.

default 20 mph limits is the solution to increasing public health problems in Wales.

The Gospel of Net Zero GONZ is a majestic vision that symbolizes the global commitment to addressing climate change and achieving a state of "Net Zero". It is essentially a call to action rooted in the recognition that the urgent need to mitigate climate change by reducing emissions to a level where they are balanced by efforts to remove or offset an equivalence and balanced amount of greenhouse gases from the atmosphere of the Earth and beyond.

This corperate gibberish is mostly the product of ChatGpt3. It is singularly incapable of spitting out anything remotly funny, ironic or pithy and it certainly won't put out anything remotely angry. I've edited it as best as possible and continue to play with it. I'm hoping that one day it will spit out something a bit better than this classic example..

ME: "Write the third verse for the "Gospel of Net Zero" whilst praising our lord and saviour Greta Thunberg. The text should have NO POETIC or RHYTHMIC structure and be in the style of the KJV."

CHATGPT: Now in these times, Greta emerges as a guiding light, A fervent advocate, steadfast in her fight. With unwavering dedication, she champions the Earth's plea, A resolute follower of the Gospel, inspiring you and me.
It's like working with an overly tired child. And that's just me.


Impartiality is the governing experimental principle of how GONZ provides its services. Impartiality means acting Sustainably in its dealings with people and in all business operations. It means decisions are made free from any engagements of influences which could affect the objectivity of decision making.

The Gospel Of Net Zero (GONZ, a company incorporated by Royal CharterPending), GONZ, together with its Group Companies, also offers a broad portfolio of sustanable net zero solutions other than GONZ activity that help businesses worldwide to improve results through Standards-based best practice and sustainabiliy.

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